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From:Clive Cowin
Sent:2004-07-23 09:33:00
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Is the grampa out tonight?
Is you in the sunny seaside town of Morecambe
?????????? or the historic city of Lancaster???????????
From:Chris Tague
Sent:2004-07-23 09:36:00
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The Historic City of Lancaster ...........................
might get last bus back and go to Scrote Central .........................
see how it goes ............
From:Clive Cowin
Sent:2004-07-23 09:44:00
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Ooooooooooooooh what time are you out like??????????????????
From:Chris Tague
Sent:2004-07-23 09:48:00
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About half seven .....................
how are you gettin to Lanc ..................
I could get a lift off Scarey but the bus from heysham is the same bus you and El get from Morecambe!
I'll get that if that's what you two are doing .................
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 10:17:00
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I am in the mood to go on the rampage tonight, finish work cycle home get changed, don my new sexist t-shirt which i hope to get slapped for wearing then we can get p*ssed.
So thats Granplodicus, Sh*tasourus and me who are out.
Is the Monkeyeatalotus and the Gazasourus Rex out too?
The SquishClubCoolKingMeister
From:Gary Newsham
Sent:2004-07-23 10:25:00
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Eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ellifert ............................
Unlike you girls who have to go home and put your make-up on, I'm straight out from work in sweaty day wear !
Keepin' it real !!!!!
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 10:28:00
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Got to take my bicycle home and get the old sexist t-shirt on, you would expect nothing less of me!
From:Gary Newsham
Sent:2004-07-23 10:44:00
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You're a naughtly lad Elliot wearing those T-shirts ....................
your mummy should not let you out of the house until you put on a nice cardigan with an under vest !
And you shouldn't spike your hair with gel ......
you should be a good boy and give yourself a respectible side parting with a liitle dab of brylcreme !
And you should stop drinking dirty beer.
If need be ask the bartender if you can have a nice cup of tea with a rich tea biscuit !
And you should be more respectful to women, they are our friends not our enemies !
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 10:54:00
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AAHHH B*LLOCKS MAN!!
From:Gary Newsham
Sent:2004-07-23 11:03:00
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Clivey ...... are you still in love ?
I think it's beautiful !!!!!
There's me in house with toot, there's you all loved up and fluffy and
there's Granpa having a baby !
Ups, sorry Granpa, was I not supoed to say owt !?
From:Chris Tague
Sent:2004-07-23 11:06:00
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hehehehehe ............................
lets hope I'm a Jaffa
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 11:07:00
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Divnt worry lads im still flying the flag for singlesville.......
Siiiiinnggglleee till i die, siiiinngllee till i die, i know i am im sure i am, im single till i die!!
From:Clive Cowin
Sent:2004-07-23 11:16:00
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What about the Munka................is he in love or in singlesville ????????
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 11:20:00
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He rekons to love singlesville but i think he has an inbuilt micro chip that malfunctions when he has had too many beers and he marches straight round to Curry Spice's house.
From:Clive Cowin
Sent:2004-07-23 11:29:00
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He needs a nice girl from the church
From:Chris Tague
Sent:2004-07-23 11:32:00
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He might find one at Daggets wedding .................. isn't his bosses toot a church going virgin ???????????
Maybe she's got a mate !!!!!!!!!!
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 11:52:00
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Are Liz and Laney out tonight? Do they know any dorty girls who like vodka swigging yobs?
From:Chris Tague
Sent:2004-07-23 11:53:00
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Probably but haven't you had a doo at most of them .....................
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 11:58:00
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So you consider me a vodka swigging yob, i never said me!!
From:Chris Tague
Sent:2004-07-23 12:06:00
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Sorry .........vodka gulping yob
From:Elliot Pyrah
Sent:2004-07-23 12:08:00
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Now thats not fair surly im a thug!!